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Baby, my snake is a shark tonight

its just after 6am. i woke up for god knows what reason. in attempts to try and fall back asleep, i grab my phone and see what new pics of gorgeous halfnaked men yellowasian has posted. my reaction? “Jesus. O.o”. well add some drool in there, cos there was a man that one might say rocks the jesus hair and beard. he was half naked. it was divine. anyways, in my half asleepness, i discovered my roommate drinks from the milkjug. UH DISGUSTING? he smokes. itd be less disgusting but he smokes. yeah. just what i want in my cereal. secondhand mouthnasty. awesome.

i wish id slept another five (four at least) hours. i just wana run my errands, slave at work (haha thats a good one. i kid, my job is grossly easy and even quite boring sometimes. i often get paid to do sweet fuck all), and go see my boyfriend. he is taking me out to dinner and then were going to see Poe. Oh john cusack, you are so great.