Dear Unknown Name Caller,
some people have days off. on these days off, they catch up on missed sleep because theyre a neurotic basketcase who suffers insomnia and sleeps on the floor. they spend all night ruminating til they pass out so they can sleep til three pm or so. you call once. cool. nbd thats sleep-through-able. did you ever think, that maybe ringing the phone off the fucking hook all morning is not going to make the person youre looking for answer the phone if THEYRE NOT EVEN HERE. youre a fucking inconsiderate waste of skin. i hope you are blessed with collicky bratty triplets who scream at the most inopportune moments. thatll show you.